Corrupt a wish

granted, your work ended with the rest of the world as the world ended...

I wish gas was not expensive anymore... (that shit is killing my pocket)

Granted, but gas has become soo cheap that it's practically free. The fact that gas is free, people have begun to use it wastefully. The earth's gas resources have depleted, and now our cars and other mechanics are useless. Man-kind has started to desperately search for gas, and this desperation has driven several mad. The world becomes a barren wasteland, with the few sane members of humanity fighting for their lives. You die of a freak gasoline fight accident while you where on your way to the nearest fruit-shake shop attempting to purchase Orange Mocha Frappucino.

I wish all global conflicts could solve themselves...

granted but then all thw world leaders become pussies and aliens take over and eat your legs and replace them with an andy warholl painting



i wish i had a propetual motion machine

Granted, but the machine you obtained was not what you expected. Instead, you recieved a pendulum. Which still obides by the same rule of prepetual motion, but was not what you wanted.

I wish I didn't have to stay overnight at the clinic...

Quote :

perpetual motion –noun Mechanics.

the motion of a theoretical mechanism that, without any losses due to friction or other forms of dissipation of energy, would continue to operate indefinitely at the same rate without any external energy being applied to it.

Granted the clinic wasnt accually a clinic but a crack house




i wish i had a job

I Wish I Was An Olympic Gold Medalist Wrestler

but for winning the gold you are held in captivity for suspection of sterioid use and u lose your metal you go crazy and are put in the loony bin


I wish I was a greenskin

U turn into hulk and Die from the military lol

Granted, but you get tank shocked by a squad of marauding Falcons and Bright Lanced to tiny, tiny, mushroomy nuggets. Not even the Grots can save you.

Incidentally, you're waaaay too good at this Yvan

I wish I had a pony.