Corrupt a wish

this is quite an evil yet fun game. all you have to do is corrupt the person's above you wish and make your own.

for example

i wish i had a car
-granted but its totaled the next morning
-i wish i had some popcorn
*granted but it isnt popped and your microwave wont work.
*i wish i had a friend.

and so on. ill start out


I wish i had a brand new car.

i wish i had a bed to sleep on at night

Sliverblade:
-granted but as you were driving it home, you had a collision. You ended up being okay but the car ended up being totaled and completely trashed. Worse part if it is it still isn't insured.

Corrosive:
-granted but it turns out that your parents couldn't afford house payments and you end up being homeless the next day.

-I wish I'm 70 already!

Corrosive wrote:

i wish i had a bed to sleep on at night

granted but the bed burst into flames the next day and is gone forever.

I wish i had some pizza

Evita wrote:

-I wish I'm 70 already!

granted but during that night you get hacked and all your characters get deleted.

i still wish i had pizza

Ugh wow, that sucks! ><

Sliverblade wrote:

i still wish i had pizza

Granted but you ordered it in a place with no health inspection rating. You end up getting sick from the pizza, resulting you to be scarred for life. You will never be able to eat pizza ever again.

I wish I could meet Robert Downey Jr. ~

Evita wrote:

I wish I could meet Robert Downey Jr. ~

granted but when you meet him your carrying a pocket knife and security throws you outside just after you meet him... the bad thing being its a hurricane outside.

i wish i knew old man jenkins

Sliverblade wrote:

i wish i knew old man jenkins

Granted! You spotted him on your way to the park. You come up to him and greet him but you ended up startling the poor old man, triggering a heart attack.

Angry members of his family ended up filling a case against you for being responsible for his death. The jury end up sympathizing to the family, persecuting you to life in prison.

I wish I had a wallet than never runs out of cash~

Granted but you must pay back the cash at 200% interest rate.

I wish I had a balloon...

granted but all of the money is stolen cash and the money is always falling out of the wallet.

i wish i had some icecream

*froms adrian's i wish i had a balloon, cuz sliver owned me lol*

granted, but little did u know, a terrorist filled it with mustard gas n not helium, so you're now dead.

I wish I had my new car...

Granted, but your auto insurance company denied you an extension of your insurance. The financing company for your loan just went bankrupt, and now you must pay off your car in full or get it repo'd. You just got kicked out of your house and now have nowhere to stay or shower and eat. Due to the fact that your nasty, smelly and hungry you are now a poor worker and you got fired from your job.

I wish I had the dream job...

granted but all your co-workers hate you and play pranks on you all day.

i wish i had a balloon too

Granted but the balloon was coated with anthrax. The balloon blows up in your face, and you inhale the anthrax. You are unaware of the fact that you have just inhaled the deadly decease and go home and sleep with your wife, now your wife also has anthrax in her system. Neither of you wake up.

I wish for world peace...

granted to bad the worlds already dead

Where's your wish?! ><

I wish I have supah powers!

Evita wrote:

Where's your wish?! ><

I wish I have supah powers!

-granted but you cant control them turn into a super villian and get ur head smashed in daily by superman


i wish i had an incorruptable wish

granted, but God divided the universe by zero, so every micron in existence is fucked, and you're trapped in the voids of nothingness.


I wish I had some Denny's right now...

Granted, but as the Denny's waiter walked up to your door to deliver your food (which at this time, shall be delivery since it's such an intense wish...) he steps on a toe-popper land mine, which was inconveniently placed at your door step by your fat dog, Paco. Now the company is suing you for all your worth. You are now an employee at Denny's working as a chef, and eat there constantly. As a result, you grow fat despite your otherwise fast metabolism, and you start hating the food that you oh so loved...

I wish I had an endless, non-spoiling supply of chicken...

granted but your chicken gets reanimated in your bodies and kills you from within

i wish for a goat guitar and goat guitar skills

Granted but the your goat guitar had a catch, the goat is alive and it eats human flesh. So as you play your guitar, the goat gnaws away at your flesh. Your goat guitar skills are second to none, but the fact that your dying doesn't help you any.

I wish I could control time...

granted, but you controlled it to go back in time, and went too far back, to the age of primordial soup. Once there, you suddenly sneeze, so now, in the present day, everyone in the world has become giant blobs of God knows what.


I wish I'd move out already

granted, but you get a horrible flu with fever and all, and cant do anything but being in bed, not enjoying the weekend, time with friends or even wow.


I wish my new tattoo stopped itching

Granted, but you soon discover the reason your tattoo stopped itching is because you scratched your epidermal layer, dead. Your dead skin starts peeling and falls to your carpet floor. All sorts of insects come and devour your skin, and soon your carpet floor. You discover the insects too late, at this time you must now install new carpet flooring and cover your exposed flesh.

I wish work ended now...