Corrupt a wish

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:08 am

this is quite an evil yet fun game. all you have to do is corrupt the person's above you wish and make your own.

for example

i wish i had a car
-granted but its totaled the next morning
-i wish i had some popcorn
*granted but it isnt popped and your microwave wont work.
*i wish i had a friend.

and so on. ill start out

I wish i had a brand new car.

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One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

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....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
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Corrosive · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:14 am

i wish i had a bed to sleep on at night

**Evita** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:17 am

Sliverblade:
-granted but as you were driving it home, you had a collision. You ended up being okay but the car ended up being totaled and completely trashed. Worse part if it is it still isn't insured.

Corrosive:
-granted but it turns out that your parents couldn't afford house payments and you end up being homeless the next day.

-I wish I'm 70 already!

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"You're too sweet to be a lock!" -Quote by: Sachiel [Garithos]
Your friendly neighborhood destro lock is here, at your service. /smile

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:18 am

Corrosive wrote:

i wish i had a bed to sleep on at night

granted but the bed burst into flames the next day and is gone forever.

I wish i had some pizza

_________________
One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

....!...............____| |.......Roadkill.......................| ----
....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
..._ >/ _......| _ |__|______________________| --
...(_) \(_)......+--(_)+--(_)(_)...............(_)(_)

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:18 am

Evita wrote:

-I wish I'm 70 already!

granted but during that night you get hacked and all your characters get deleted.

i still wish i had pizza

_________________
One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

....!...............____| |.......Roadkill.......................| ----
....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
..._ >/ _......| _ |__|______________________| --
...(_) \(_)......+--(_)+--(_)(_)...............(_)(_)

**Evita** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:24 am

Ugh wow, that sucks! ><

Sliverblade wrote:

i still wish i had pizza

Granted but you ordered it in a place with no health inspection rating. You end up getting sick from the pizza, resulting you to be scarred for life. You will never be able to eat pizza ever again. Sad

I wish I could meet Robert Downey Jr. ~

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"You're too sweet to be a lock!" -Quote by: Sachiel [Garithos]
Your friendly neighborhood destro lock is here, at your service. /smile

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:30 am

Evita wrote:

I wish I could meet Robert Downey Jr. ~

granted but when you meet him your carrying a pocket knife and security throws you outside just after you meet him... the bad thing being its a hurricane outside.

i wish i knew old man jenkins

_________________
One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

....!...............____| |.......Roadkill.......................| ----
....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
..._ >/ _......| _ |__|______________________| --
...(_) \(_)......+--(_)+--(_)(_)...............(_)(_)

**Evita** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:41 am

Sliverblade wrote:

i wish i knew old man jenkins

Granted! You spotted him on your way to the park. You come up to him and greet him but you ended up startling the poor old man, triggering a heart attack.

Angry members of his family ended up filling a case against you for being responsible for his death. The jury end up sympathizing to the family, persecuting you to life in prison. Sad

I wish I had a wallet than never runs out of cash~

_________________

"You're too sweet to be a lock!" -Quote by: Sachiel [Garithos]
Your friendly neighborhood destro lock is here, at your service. /smile

**Yvan** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:43 am

Granted but you must pay back the cash at 200% interest rate.

I wish I had a balloon...

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:45 am

granted but all of the money is stolen cash and the money is always falling out of the wallet.

i wish i had some icecream

_________________
One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

....!...............____| |.......Roadkill.......................| ----
....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
..._ >/ _......| _ |__|______________________| --
...(_) \(_)......+--(_)+--(_)(_)...............(_)(_)

**Markio** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:46 am

*froms adrian's i wish i had a balloon, cuz sliver owned me lol*

granted, but little did u know, a terrorist filled it with mustard gas n not helium, so you're now dead.

I wish I had my new car...

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**Yvan** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:47 am

Granted, but your auto insurance company denied you an extension of your insurance. The financing company for your loan just went bankrupt, and now you must pay off your car in full or get it repo'd. You just got kicked out of your house and now have nowhere to stay or shower and eat. Due to the fact that your nasty, smelly and hungry you are now a poor worker and you got fired from your job.

I wish I had the dream job...

**Sliverblade** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:50 am

granted but all your co-workers hate you and play pranks on you all day.

i wish i had a balloon too

_________________
One who fears to walk in the dark will never succeed in life.

....!...............____| |.......Roadkill.......................| ----
....o__........./_o| | |.......Trucking Co...................| ---
..._ >/ _......| _ |__|______________________| --
...(_) \(_)......+--(_)+--(_)(_)...............(_)(_)

**Yvan** · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:13 am

Granted but the balloon was coated with anthrax. The balloon blows up in your face, and you inhale the anthrax. You are unaware of the fact that you have just inhaled the deadly decease and go home and sleep with your wife, now your wife also has anthrax in her system. Neither of you wake up.

I wish for world peace...

Corrosive · Subject: Re: Corrupt a wish Mon Aug 18, 2008 6:45 am

granted to bad the worlds already dead

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