I Wish I Was An Olympic Gold Medalist Wrestler

but for winning the gold you are held in captivity for suspection of sterioid use and u lose your metal you go crazy and are put in the loony bin


I wish I was a greenskin

U turn into hulk and Die from the military lol

Granted, but you get tank shocked by a squad of marauding Falcons and Bright Lanced to tiny, tiny, mushroomy nuggets. Not even the Grots can save you.

Incidentally, you're waaaay too good at this Yvan

I wish I had a pony.